Wayne vs Norris?

We all know Chuck Norris is a bad, bad man. He can break China's economy by wiggling an eyebrow - a bad man indeed. But, I was sitting here wondering (when I should have been working); what about John Wayne? He's another bad man, although he preferred riding horses and shooting a 6 gun to walking around in cowboy boots and shooting roundhouse kicks.


If old Mr. Wayne was still alive and kicking, who do you think would win in a streetfight? Chuckie or Johnny boy?

Wayne vs Norris?
The Duke would win hands down, he wouldn't need his 6 shooters for Norris, just his bare knuckles. I know there's a lot of Norris worshipers out there, but Norris worships Wayne. Like it or not, that's the way it is. Wayne's shadow would cause so much darkness that Norris wouldn't be able to see. Wayne is so tall that Norris would have to try to kick him in the head from a hotair balloon. No one could stand up to the Duke, not even Chuck F'ing Norris! not to mention that he was a way better actor.
Reply:john wayne. shoot him with his last bullet.





chuck would do kicks 20 feet away and john would shoot him ni the belly.
Reply:If Wanye had his guns then it would be over but if he didn't it would be pretty one sided
Reply:Norris ALWAYS wins. He doesn't even need a gun.
Reply:Chuck can stop bullets with his sight (Neo actually copied that move), that being said, Chuck always wins.
Reply:john wayne would "stomp a mud hole in chucks ***...pilgrim"
Reply:Chuck Norris doen't dodge bullets... bullets dodge Chuck Norris!
Reply:Man, can you image if those two fought?? Norris would win but John Wayne would summon the powers of Mr T and together they would make a good run at Chuck but come on its CHUCK FREAKIN NORRIS. His tears can cure AIDS. He knows what rhymes with orange. Nobody beats Chuck
Reply:In the movies, Wayne. John Wayne never looses! He'll throw an impossibly slow round punch, and manage to knock Chuck out with it. :) lol
Reply:dude he is Chuck Norris, ......



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