Very lame joke-sorry! But tell it to people for blank faces!?

A man is going through the desert on his horse. And he gets a terrible thirst. So he rides to the nearest bar, and orders a sour milk. He drinks it and all of a sudden, 2 men come up behind him with guns. He quickly takes out his pistols from his boots. *bang, bang!* The two are killed. He thanks the bartender and leaves.


He then goes back into the desert and gets another terrible thirst. So he goes to another bar, ties up his horse and asks for a drink of sour milk. And he sees 4 men with guns come up behind him. So He pulls out his pistols. *Bang, bang, bang, bang* All the men are killed. He thanks the bartender and walks out.


Later on, he was riding through the forest and got a terrible thirst, So he stops at another bar, ties up his horse and asks for a drink of sour milk. And he sees 7 people with guns come up behind him. He takes out his pistol... *bang, bang, bang, bang,bang,bang,bang* But misses the last person. He shoots back and it hits the horse who shouted "Ouch!"

Very lame joke-sorry! But tell it to people for blank faces!?
OMG!!!!! Has the nurse forgot to give you your medication!!!!
Reply:Mariam, the joke is that the horse spoke. Horses don't speak and even with all what happened at this bar, the barman was only concerned with the horse speaking. He didn't think nothing of the shoot off that took place. The sour milk has nothing to do with it - do you not know how jokes work??





You are right. Pretty lame but I will probably tell it down the pub later just to see the blank faces you mention!!
Reply:haha...


i like it


its been sometime i read a very lame one


thnx
Reply:wow...wonderful
Reply:... I really don't get it...





who did he shoot %26amp; where did the horse go...


was there a joke about the sour milk...





I read the last bit about 5 times... %26amp; i just don't get it... sorry lol



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