An unfaithful husband.......funny?

The unfaithful Husband.....





The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making


love with a strange woman. The wife became immediately upset.


"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me--a


faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a


divorce right away!"





The husband replied "Hang on just a minute Love, so at least I can tell


you what happened."


"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say


to me!"





So, the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home


from work and this lady here asked me for a ride to the shelter.


She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and


so I let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well


dressed and dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days!


So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I


made for you for dinner last night - the ones you wouldn't eat because


you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in


moments..


Since she needed a good clean up, I suggested she jump in the shower,


and while she was doing that I realized her clothes were dirty and full of


holes and weren't worth laundering, so I threw them away.


Since she is about the same size as you are and because she needed


clothes, I gave her those designer jeans that I gave you a couple of


years ago as a 'just-because', but you won't use because you say they


aren't the right designer.


I found the pretty blouse my sister gave you for Christmas last year


that you don't use just to annoy her.


I also gave her the underwear that I gave you as a gift on our


anniversary, which you don't use because 'I don't have good taste', and


I also gave her those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and


won't use because someone at work has the same pair."





The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for


my generous compassion and help, as I walked her to the door, she turned


to me with tears of gratitude in her eyes and said, "Please, sir .....do


you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

An unfaithful husband.......funny?
LOL very funny





And the moral of the story is.....use it or you lose it
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Reply:Good one :)
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Reply:OK......not funny .......I guess you thought it was......I didn't ..but.
Reply:that was funny thanks
Reply:HAHAHA! Horrible, but very funny!
Reply:That was great. Thanks for the laugh.
Reply:OMG that was too funny........ I LOVE IT!!!!
Reply:thats kinda funny ...
Reply:that was funny......a great joke for the spoiled women that dont appreciate when they have it so great...
Reply:Very funny.......thanks for the laugh!
Reply:Excellent. Thanks for the smile.
Reply:Thanks for the laugh
Reply:BWAHAHAHA!
Reply:How did you get my true story?


I'm suing for copyright infingement!
Reply:Hehehehehe! Thats funny! thanks,I needed a laugh! :)
Reply:love it



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