Best Excuse of the Year!!!!!!!!!!!!?

BEST EXCUSE OF THE YEAR








The wife comes home early %26amp; finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful young woman.


"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! How dare you do this to me, the faithful wife, the mother of your children!


I'm leaving you, I want a divorce!"


The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened."


"Fine, but it'll be the last words you say to me you unfaithful pig!"





The husband begins to tell his story : "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride.


I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.


She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.


With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because


you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devours them.


Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.


While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away.


Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you. I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste.


I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots


that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."





The husband continues his story . . . . .


"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.


When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of


her eyes, she asks me: "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"

Best Excuse of the Year!!!!!!!!!!!!?
i read it cuz i have nothing better to do, and i loved it...i appreciate the effort...but im assuming that you copied and pasted, much faster :D
Reply:Interesting, but too long...
Reply:toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo longggggggggggggggggg!!
Reply:who would read something that lond put it in a summery or somethin
Reply:...but WE read it unfortunately.
Reply:LOL. This is a funny joke. Advice, also, in an inadvertent way! LOL.


Have a really good evening.
Reply:But since he was middle aged and limp the woman was in need of one of those, too!
Reply:dont listen to that first guy. i thought it was very funny.
Reply:lol yeah i heard this one but its a classic ♥


and don't listen to them the joke wasn't long they're just lazy son of a bitches who are too lazy to read a joke that only takes a minute pssht i hate people like that sorry lol
Reply:That one is really old. It's kinda sad you took the time to type it out.
Reply:nobody types anymore. it's called copy and paste.
Reply:That was funny. LOL
Reply:too funny. Thanks for the laugh. I guess some women will be more grateful after reading this.
Reply:why would you right something that long. no one is ganna read it.
Reply:it is not too long, contrary to my predecessors.








hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... very funny.



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